The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are helping so-called migrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders helping so-called migrants was Paul Dacre who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..