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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Theresa May who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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