The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..