The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Theresa May who today said the lady’s not for turning.