The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Vince Cable who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..