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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions reading the works of Karl Marx was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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