The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.