The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Anne Widdecombe who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..