The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Paul Dacre who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..