The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..