The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the lady’s not for turning.