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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge selling heroin to the unions was James May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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