The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Nick Clegg who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..