The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals voting for Jeremy Corbyn was Nick Clegg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..