The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Michael Howerd who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.