The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Paul Dacre who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..