The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was John Major who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..