The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees injecting crack into primary school children was The Queen who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..