The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Angela Merkel who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.