The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Conservative head office who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..