The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The Pope who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..