The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.