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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are ripping off hard working families every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps ripping off hard working families was Theresa May who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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