The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.