The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe engaging in steamy sex romps was Boris Johnson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..