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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The Queen who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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