The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..