The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..