The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that trolling social media users is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends engaging in steamy sex romps was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.