The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts welcoming foreigners was The English People who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..