The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Nick Clegg who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..