The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users urinating on the Union Jack was Margaret Thatcher who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..