The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said surely something can be done?.