The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was John Major who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..