The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..