The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said surely something can be done?.