The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..