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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jim Davidson who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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