The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jeremy Clarkson who today said kill the poor.