The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams engaging in steamy sex romps was a homeowner who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..