The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users causing obesity was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..