The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists urinating on the Union Jack was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..