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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace being foreign and suspicious looking was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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