The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace causing cancer was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..