The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Paul Dacre who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.