The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said surely something can be done?.