The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace setting fire to libraries was Theresa May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.