The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The Queen who today said surely something can be done?.