The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees terrorising innocent investment bankers was Lala from the teletubbies who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..