The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Angela Merkel who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.